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A Disappointing Miracle

A Disappointing Miracle

Sam Lavely, Sports Editor

September 14, 2018

  Seeing that the A&E section has been dissolved due to the departure of Kai the A&E guy, I thought the summer issue would be a fitting issue to throw a movie review into the mix, of course making it relevant to the sports page. As far as classic sports movies go in Minnesota, “Miracle”...

A Wrinkle in Time Review

Connor Tyszka, Guest Writer

March 16, 2018

  A Wrinkle in Time is based on the novel of the same name written by Madeleine L’Engle in 1962. Directed by Ava DuVernay (also directed Selma), the film is set in modern day and centers on the Murry family. Meg Murry (Storm Reid) is a 13 year old girl who is bullied at school and missing her...

Where Hollywood Gets It Wrong

Kelsey Deering, Senior Staff Writer

March 16, 2018

  3.5 million people in the U.S. suffer from schizophrenia, 5.7 million suffer from bipolar disorder and 200,000 people suffer from multiple personality disorders. Psychology Today classifies these three illnesses as the worst mental ailments to live with.   Despite this fact, the majority...

Avengers: Infinity War

Kai Christiansen, A&E Editor

March 11, 2018

  Avengers: infinity War is the most recent film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and the climax of a 10 year storyline; a series which, despite a few duds, has been an overall above average series. Before watching this film, I contemplated skipping it due to a two and a half hour runtime, and...

Deadpool 2

Kai Christiansen, A&E Editor

March 11, 2018

  Deadpool 2 opens with a depressed Wade Wilson trying to kill himself, unsuccessfully of course. Right away I was on board, it seemed as though they were trying to humanize Deadpool. Granted all of this is handled very lightly, and it’s debatable if Deadpool is actually depressed, but from my...


Cole Seager, Staff Writer

November 1, 2017

 “mother!” is frustrating. The new film from Darren Aronofsky centers around a nameless wife ( Jennifer Lawrence) and her likewise nameless husband ( Javier Bardem). The husband is a creatively bankrupt poet looking for inspiration. The wife tends to the house and makes sure her husband is happy....

“Blade Runner 2049”

Scott Larsen, Staff Writer

November 1, 2017

  Blade Runner 2049, the latest from Denis Villeneuve, is a hard sci-fi masterpiece.   Going into this film, my expectations were already significantly high. How could they not be with a cast and crew filled with some of the most talented figures in the business today? Denis Villeneuve, the...

Gus’ New Beginnings

Deena Kassem, Guest Writer

October 31, 2017

  The local Wayzata band Gus has merged with Minnetonka band Grapefruit according to Wayzata High School Senior Aidan Burke. The two indie rock bands merged late August after Burke met Grapefruit Lead Guitarist Jack Pfeffer while both working at Minnetonka Music, a music store and studio located...

Victory Isn’t Coming Easy

The V.I.C.E Boys posing as a group (standing from left to right) CHVNSV, RoDizzy (sitting from left to
right) Nate P., Connor Marques, Yahiko. Photo by Kristine Mavroulis.

Shae Luedke, Op-Ed Editor

October 31, 2017

  The V.I.C.E Boys, a rap group based in Minneapolis, have been working hard since they graduated from Wayzata High School in 2015, according to group member Romear Alger.  “We’ve gotten a lot done, but we still have got a lot to do,” said Alger.   V.I.C.E is an acronym standing...

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